I think the big takeaway here is that Calvin Harris is somehow worth 100 million clams.

And here’s Erin:

But Mitch is so cute when he eats strawberries! How can we stay mad at him?

THESE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A CAT PERSON

To be fair, those hand signs represent both sets of “Crips”, it just depends on whether the hand articulation is involuntary or not.

This describes me perfectly:

It was switched for poison to kill her.

I think I knew a stripper named Aspartame.

“Sandcastles in the Sand” won 3 “Mounties”. Those are like Canadian grammys. And one Inuit’s Choice award.

The Mahi-Mahi is called a Dolphinfish or Dorado. That’s correct. I wasn’t debating that. You said this: “Porpoise is a mammal that is commonly called a dolphin“ which is completely wrong.

You are wrong. There are dolphins AND porpoises, both mammals. This is like saying crocodiles don’t exist, they are just all alligators and some people call some “crocodiles”. Shall I monogram a thermos for you?

A woman dies again in police custody in Texas (Houston this time), one county over from where Bland died, and nothing is reported on it here? Nothing?? Color me surprised...

Gawker Media: What is this nuance you speak of? Does it get more clicks??

Everything awesome about Demi gets soured by one name: Wilmer Valderama

People who make monogrammed thermoses.

60% of the time, it works every time!

DO YOU ALL REALIZE YOU AGREE WITH JEB BUSH ON AN ISSUE PLAGUING AMERICA?? This is all Jimmy Fallon’s fault.

Sunflower seeds? Interpretive jiggery-pokery! Peas??? Pure Applesauce!!!

It is catastrophically unattractive. Especially at the top pic angle.

Just because something already means one thing doesn’t mean we can’t make arbitrarily it mean something else and mock others who use it in the original way. #notmypoundsign