Devlin’s parents after “Just Go With It” came out: “Aww....crap”
Why has there been no parody song made of Sisqo’s “Thong Song” as the “Dong Song”. It practically writes itself!! And it would be this event’s theme.
Where in the world did you get that music from?
“It’s like I tore up the shag carpet assuming there were hardwood floors underneath, but it turned out to be just dirty linoleum.”
haha...ah...awwwww
So when are you and C.A. Pinkham going to do a joint "Worst Restaurant Drive Through Experiences" followed up by "Worst Food Delivery Cars and Drivers".
Sometimes it does:
I feel like someone is trying SOOOO hard to make Victoria Justice happen. Especially with Ariana Pequeño Grande blowing up. But she's not. A shame really, I thought she was fun in Victorious.
She was so hot, yet soooo dumb. I gotta commend Nick for for dealing with that.
Every time I start to forget about Kate Hudson, someone posts an Almost Famous shot and I remember how frickin gorgeous she is.
MORE ACIDIC FRUIT CIRCLES ON MY HEAT CONGEALED YEAST GLUTEN, HUMAN.
Australians: They’re just like us!
Science, We’re all about coulda, not shoulda! Patton Oswalt sees the future.
Yup. After it had massive reliability issues.
I want to see them flip this script and have the whole highschool be hipster nerds and she’s the one cutely dressed spunky one who tries to be a cheerleader and signs her name in bubble letters, but they give her glasses and paint spattered ill fitting clothes and she learns to be “like whatever....uhg ” and everyone…
All I can think about is how many other people in that wedding have/are/will fuck the bride and/or groom.
Look out! It’s a Guinea Bee!!