They just got… schism'd.

And an angel gets his/her wings!

Somewhat related, one of my favorite Simpson-college jokes: https://frinkiac.com/meme/S…

It's always in the last place you look.

You're just saying that because you aren't streets ahead.

That isn't funny! It really hurts!

That would be nice. Really, the entire search function needs a major overhaul. When the only way to find something is to go to google and use "AV Club" plus whatever you want to find, you know things are not great on your site's search engine.

To me, a C- screams what the review says, utterly bland. D is just a bad film; F is a bad film, but worth seeing because it's a funny bad, like The Room.

*Overturns car in parking lot*

Yeah, but the British and French did about the same thing to Greece later on in the war.

It decided to change my email preferences and send me emails whenever someone replied to a comment I made, so that was fun.

I really, really, really, hope the Podcast Greatest Generation does Deep Space Nine, if not for that moment on that episode.

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He/She played the long game, and it worked out.

Personally, I hope she did a Jay Sherman "It Stinks!"

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MIDLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Especially if she gets her memory back.

*Spits out bad tasting coffee*

I have a bad feeling that just isn't going to be the case. I think the 2018 election will just be more of the same, no big shifts in power or anything.

It reminds me of an article in The Onion's "Our Dumb Century"- "Rush Limbaugh to interview uneducated forklift driver" or something like that. Only it came true. Horribly, horribly, true.