Thank you for understanding the deep cut, and not thinking it was some Zelda reference.

oh, fuck my cock

I thought those were clay pots?

The neutral pocket dimension beneath a shapeless time void just happened to be unguarded? Michael can blame it on good being stupid all he wants, but my theory is The Good Place knows exactly what Michael is up to and is letting him do it to see if he can become a better not person.

Boy Gerard Butler’s career has been fun to watch from the sidelines, but not in the right way.

I’m a sucker for this kind of thing, but Dr. Cox saying “Better get ready to run away from me while I eat cupcakes and demonstrate how to have painfully evocative sex” is more funny than it has any right to be.

Dr. Cox licks his pen and finds it tastes broken. He tosses the pen in his mouth and coughs up the Janitor. The Janitor scrubs the patient while Dr. Cox watches JD and Turk on TV. Scrubs is on.

And he went on to be the best Joker yet. He nailed that perfect mix of clownish buffoonery and genuine menace that made the Joker such a compelling villain.

Meh.

I’m with A.O. Scott. A good movie can’t be “spoiled.”

If the trailer “ruins” the viewing experience, that says more about the overall quality of the movie than anything else.

All I remember from last season is “Were-Monster” and the woman cutting the telepathic baby out of herself - and how tired Duchovny seemed.

Unless Kumail Nanjani and Rhys Darby are in this one, I’m really not looking forward to it.

Ah, the microtransactions! The finger thing means the microtransactions.

RIP. Mr. Petty. I think your portrayal of Lucky on King of the Hill was under appreciated.

It’s in the constitution, son!

The onus should never be on the persons targeted by harassment to “stay out of” certain areas or to do the research about the right places to be. If actual harassment is taking place here- not just consensual ERP, but the behavior described in this article- than action needs to be taken to ban the assholes doing it.

30 commenters so far, most complaining, none doing what needed to be done. You’re welcome.

Politics Corner - Reform of a Criminally Unjust System edition. Huckabee Sanders claimed in her presser today that the protests were no longer about blatant racial discrimination in the justice system, despite the fact that this is the stated purpose and focus of charitable donations, works and activism among those…

That might be the weakest attempt at trolling I’ve ever seen.

Kristen Bell just shared this amazing video of the other cast members finding out what the twist in the season 1 finale was!

Alex probably won’t want to write many more articles like this when he finds out I turned his article into a direct-to-video movie. Now excuse me while I write a scene for my current girlfriend, who will be listed in the credits as “topless commenter #3".