Whatever the circumstance, I'm just flabbergasted by a student being denied admission to Alabama and accepted to Seton Hall.

It's sort of like lynching. Yeah, it may be illegal, but most in Alabama just look the other way.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

After this aired it was announced that South Park will be suspended for three weeks.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

That would also have the added benefit of teaching the players how important tough practices are to winning, because when you think "finishing strong," you think Marty Schottenheimer.

usually it's Winston telling someone else to take their clothes off against their will...

Leave it to Jordan to come back in Game 7

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

If Joan Rivers is dead, then who's this woman hiding behind these enormous glasses?

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

"Don't draft this guy."

The bigger question is whether an MRA outbreak will end Stephen A. Smith's career.

NFL: [takes dump]

Say what you like about Happy Valley, they know what they like in a coach.

[Donald Sterling] I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.

As a runner, this article bothers me. Who cares if these people ran rouge? Seeing as you don't have pictures of them with medals, are you SURE they took medals at all? I want you to find me a person that ran legitimately and didn't get a medal because they were out of them. I probably still won't care about this,…