In her presence, #7. Away from earshot, #1.

Under Ohio law, employees who appear nude or seminude are barred from touching—or being touched by—patrons of a sexually-oriented business unless they’re an immediate family member.

So they’re byzantine laws about what goes on in a strip club, but mentally ill people are allowed to buy guns with no hassles?

The knowledge displayed here deserves COTD.

You gotta wail on the horn and hope that puppers gets the hell out of the way.

Update: he won’t be staying there any more. The judge got wind of his bullshit, and is pissed, so he’s being remanded to normal jail. Please enjoy this breakdown by @SpicyFiles (who appears to be a person with a terrifyingly intense obsession with digging up all manner of court filings and plowing through them with…

Just a little correction, Macron is not our Prime Minister. The french Prime Minister is Edouard Philippe, Macron is the President of the Republique.

And she has to wear pantyhose? UGH

Being royal sounds genuinely miserable. Is she allowed to do anything other than smile and wave? 

alienating the tenured democrats that built this party into what it is

I’ve heard she’s lactose intolerant. Do we really want someone like that in government?

But I heard someone she went to school with said she was a bitch, so she’s obviously not a serious candidate.

While nurse sharks are docile for the most part, they’re still sharks. The only shark I’d be comfortable swimming near would be a whale shark. And even then, I’m not getting close.

I think the difference is if you make money by having your pictures on instagram, then it’s “model”. Similar to the difference between athletes and someone who just plays basketball with his friends.

Fun Fact: sharks, like dogs, usually use their mouths to grab things. So they’ll often bite something just to taste it and see what it is, and don’t intend anything aggressive or hostile with it. #cuddletimewithsharks

That getting bitten by a shark will get you about 12,000 followers.

I will never stop being creeped out by merchandise inspired by this book/show. 

This. The policy is only TWO MONTHS OLD and, at absolute minimum, shouldn’t have been retroactively enforced.