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RIP Georgia Dome. You were almost old enough to rent a car through most major car rental agencies.

Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

Love those new Rocket Mortgage commercials that basically come out and say “Do It! Quick! Push the little ‘Sign Here’ button on your phone before you think too much about getting a mortgage via a phone app!”

How about you, Brad Stevens, you want in on this?

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I’m a good boy. Please stop asking if Donald Trump is a good boy. I don’t know who else is a good boy. Just throw the damn ball.

We’re done here.

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

“a mere 6 months” is half the time period over which ratings are calculated. I mean, your main point stands that Kyrgios is, overall, quite good, but Federer has basically the same number of points over half the time, so it’s not a favorable comparison to NK.

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Surely they could see the declining metrics in all aspects of his game: his bat flips were spending 31% less time in the air and on average an opposing player could floor him with 40% fewer punches as compared to just three years ago.

Are we talking Joe Flacco elite or Aaron Rodgers elite?

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

there is a big offer from China

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

Two things he said this morning:

Goths prefer Roman wine?