Russian diplomacy:

Said someone 20 years ago and 20 years before that as well (so on and so forth).

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Kiffin: Well I was gonna try the “oops wrong hole” method and see what her response is.

Saban: What’s the play?

The explanation’s easy, if unsatisfying

“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

Yeah, but a starting lineup generally has 9 lineman positions, right? Based on 22 starting not-kickers, seems to me 40% is actually right in line with what you’d expect given a random sample. (9/22 being 40.9% and all.)

It also means that nearly half of the players who believed they were suffering symptoms and submitted to the study were linemen. Patterns in self-selection can be suggestive when they’re part of a broader system.

That’s why I haven’t watched the new SVP SportsCenter- I can’t trust myself. Next thing I know, I could be cutting work to go catch First Take, the Krokodil of ESPN programming.

Omahahaha!

Those are... actually not that bad? Goodell will probably ban him for 2 games for showing a personality, though.

He then proceeded to give them all unreasonably detailed directions to this week’s game, encouraging them to “leave enough time to get there,” because “there’s a lot of assholes on the road these days.”

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?