May I point out something about new talk shows of this nature… obviously not every one is successful. But all the shows that are currently hot went through a period at the start where everyone said "ooooooooo I don't know, Stephen Colbert couldn't possibly do this without his alternate persona" or some such. What I'm…

"perpetually-irritated drunks"

"So, this letter contained about ten "I'm sorry fors" and saying he hope he hasn't ruined my trust in love. And he'd love to hear from me and that he hopes one day we can have "a friendship without animosity"."

"smacking my pussy with an open palm"

Like how Australian Aborigines are told to get over the systematic eradication of their culture (which, props to them, still exists and is the oldest continuous culture on Earth)

Right?! Christ they're annoying

Ah, thanks. Noted for future.

Funnily enough, I studied geology in Australia, and one of my classmates believed the Earth was 6,000 years old. It's especially weird because he was quite a good student and seemed to enjoy himself. But he still believed in the 6,000 years thing. Believing this in Western Australia, as a geologist, is particularly…

At what point do the leaders of the great liberal democracies start to actively work to undermine him? Like, most of the Western world hate him, and are united in their hatred. If Germany or France or Canada or the UK has little bits of info about Trump picked up through their own vast intelligence networks, what's to…

At some point these Marvel movies stop being actual movies and just become "content"

The priests were rockstars in the sense that they had access to limitless sex, yes.

I foolishly abided by that rule and entered St Peters on a 40C day. I was the sweatiest man in the Vatican.

Simple answer: people are stupid.

Melania Trump's life would make a good "be careful what you wish for" Twilight Zone episode about gold digging trophy wives.

Also weird how Melania was seemingly some sort of badass icon for not wearing a headscarf in Saudi Arabia, but is kitted out for the Pope.

"My blood runs … to my genitals!"

Well yeah to be honest I imagine the insurance lady would have had the same reaction as I did. Except for thinking it was awesome.

Also, I'm glad to finally see a depressing depiction of hustling. Because that's been my experience.

During Jimmy's crying bit, at first I was like "wow he's actually crying", because there was a tear. Then I thought wait, no, this is Jimmy being Jimmy. Then I thought it was actually sincere because when you summarise Chuck's story, it sounds so incredibly made up, so if he was crying to manipulate the insurance lady…

This looks like an adaptation of a softcore centrefold.