I'm 27 and I'd be pretty happy with looking like a 74 year old Harrison Ford.

"Have you considered the cost?"

I should have specified "fixing your water" was both figurative and literal.

Who know who is a great Australian actress? Claudia O'Doherty.

Seriously, you Americans need to fix whatever the hell is in your water.

We do!

Abbott continues to be Labor's greatest asset.

Venom. All our fauna is trying to kill us with venom.

Ugh, but lifting things is so boring!

I'd call Paul Ryan a cunt, but that would be an insult to cunts.

I was considering whether I should watch that. Perhaps I will.

Like JK Simmonds. He's a successful wealthy actor, but he wouldn't get hassled.

Not calling Bridget Bardot ugly? That's big of you.

What are their thoughts on doughy Australians? Because I feel like I could carry a movie.

Don't call me Shirley!

The bit in the opening dance number where the policeman (bobby?) watched for a moment and then joins in is absolutely charming. That whole sequence has a sort of live action Simpsons-esque thing going on.

I said, "get out now, Mike! Become a handyman! You're a good worker and you'll develop a reliable customer base through word of mouth!"

If Gus was being too placid, it was on purpose. He's the absolute master of the long game. Sure Hector might feel like a big man by intimidating people in Gus's restaurant… but Hector ends up disabled in a wheelchair, dinging a bell. I'm guessing that is Gus's doing.

I don't get the cassette tape thing… can someone explain?

I lost interest in season one when he literally murdered someone.