I know people like to make fun of the film Juno, but I just thought I'd mention what a mature "pro-choice" message that movie has.

You'd think libertarians would be 100% pro-choice.

I just wish pro-life people would start calling themselves anti-choice.

It's a complement!

Is it just me, or is paying $150k-$250k a month for a doctor fucking crazy?

Sort of like how Bono won a Woman of the Year award in 2016.

The inspiring tale of one man's struggle to write a happy ending… for everyone.

Given that Sorkin seems to believe he can change the world through screenwriting, it could actually be quite a bad thing that he has now realized this.

Seriously, why do community theatres try and do these productions? You can't really stage a low-budget version of a million-dollar musical. It just comes off looking silly.

Wooo! Yeah….

Don't you dare besmirch the name of Joel Edgerton! That man is a national treasure.

Not at all! After it was all over I was asking myself the exact same question: "how the hell did I not see this in the beginning?"

Honestly, he seemed like a really lovely guy when I moved into the house. He was certainly very capable of being very charming, very nice. But I guess when he felt threatened or whatever this weird other side took over.

I used to live with a guy who wrote shit like this. One of my very close female friends made the mistake of sleeping with him, and he persistently emotionally bullied her for about 6 months because she didn't want to date him. He basically said that he wanted to protect her, and he was ready to be a "real man" to help…

Dare I utter "fake news"?

Ricky Gervais?

Barron, is that you?

He really is a lot funnier than his movies suggest.

Aye. Totally Faustian.

Reminds me of some quote that was circulating when Kim was robbed, something about "being famous means pretending to love your fans when you know they'd share a picture of your dead body just for a retweet".