1.) It would have taken President Obama all of 15 seconds to condemn this in the strongest terms. Of course, this would not have happened with such free abandon under his administration.

“I am the least anti-Semitic person person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life.”

Fuck Susan Sarandon. When she was saying Trump would be better than Clinton (because at the time that was the choice) she advocated that with Trump there might be a revolution. Fuck your spoiled, privileged, white lady life. Bitch doesn’t know the first thing about revolution. People fucking die in revolutions. …

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

Is it the brother who took part in the Women’s March and called Jared out for trying to exploit the memory of their Holocaust surviving grandparents?

can we stop with all the bullshit & also racism? it goes both ways, to whites AND (/ESP) minorities. geisha is a profession/lifestyle in japan, where there are cases of non-japanese becoming geishas. it’s like becoming a nun or some other life altering, full time choice. can we pleeeeeeeease already stop with all the…

This is a picture I took in TJ Maxx. On the right is Calvin Klein. The left is Ivanka’s crappy knockoff. Maybe if her line had a ounce of creativity instead of being shitty knockoffs, it would do better.

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

The Dump kids are trying their hardest to look like “an American Family in the White House” through social media. For every one of Ivanka’s bullshit family instagram photos, we need to blast her with photos of dying Syrian children in response.

What a gorgeous couple.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

I thought he was a great choice for this monologue, I am a fan of Ansari. He is insightful and cutting but just so gosh darn nice, his humor, even about tough topics, makes me feel like we’re all going to be just fine.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Legit question; do you feel Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto were just as thirsty for their Oscars since they both lost a ton of weight and “wanted that Oscar?” for Dallas Buyers Club? I’m asking because I rarely see the same accusation of thirstiness tossed out at male actors who do put their bodies through the…

I legit think it’s because a lot of people still have huge problems with women who are unapologetic about their work ethic and how much they want to be rewarded for it. Basically, no one complained about Matthew McConaughey being thirsty as fuck about his Oscar and thought he deserved it. Yet they accused Hathaway of…

Ditto. And I’m usually one who likes to pile on with the hate.

I’ll never understand the hate for Hathaway. She’s so wonderful in every film I’ve seen of her.

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

I cling to the heartening info that there will be six times as many busses full of protesters and marchers than there will be of attendees.