I do sports games very wrong. I have more fun trying to destroy sports dynasties instead of building them up. So if I were to get something like Football Manager 2017/2018/whatever, or a Madden game, I’d get into the franchise mode and just do what I could to get fired as general manager, ruin the franchise, and…

I can’t tell if I’m fine or not. APOCALYPSE!

Is this damn thing even working?