Will Clint Eastwood have a cameo role during which he will scold all the chairs?

Oh wait, all these years I’ve been posting on the AV Club I was supposed to have been interacting with the ARTICLE? Why didn’t somebody tell me? Aw I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!

Because the original intent was to merge content creation and visitor interaction in order to monetize the creativity and participation of the Gawker Media Empire™ commentariat.

Look up some Avenged Sevenfold lyrics and read them. But if you come back with a reply that they suck, then god forbid i get my hands on your pathetic soul.

Everyone gets stars!

No.

Nice tongue-in-cheek headline there, folks.