and i always want my bangs to look as good as zooey deschanel's, while we're dealing in pipe dreams

I tried to sell some of the stuff that I'd knit, but it just wasn't unique enough. thinking about giving it another go selling bath bombs and candles, esp if i can hype the use of natural ingredients.

i want to own my own small cottage-type home with a nice garden and turn my life into the feist song mushaboom and be etsy famous

yo he literally gets paid to work out 24/7 which is beyond unrealistic for someone like me with two jobs and pets

That actually makes a lot of sense AND sounds totally adorable

Amazing! I'll have to look into that

eugh! I never considered the smell factor. Deep inside I can't handle the fact that babies smell like anything but fresh linen and that's why I'll never be a mom.

AHHH I LOVE IT

Yes! I like to call them internal condoms because it's gender neutral and they can be used for anal sex as well if you remove the inner ring.

it's significantly cut (ha!) down on ingrown hairs and shaving cuts, for me.

Yes! I mean hell, my partner can't wear the brand we give out the most of with my group, and I know he isn't alone. While most of the guys who say they 'can't wear condoms' almost certainly can, it really does invalidate the small minority when someone does the leg condom thing.

Is that expensive, though?

Whaaaaaaaaat! That's so ridiculous urrrrrgggh.

The last helmet baby I saw at the mall had Spiderman stickers all over his helmet and it was friggin adorable

OH!! And if none of that works for her, try internal condoms.

I've used mild soap or shampoo on my pubic hair without issue for a while now, but YMMV.

It really grinds my gears as a sex educator when people do the "condom on the head/arm/leg" thing without giving it context and explaining that it still won't work for some people

Tell her to:

Yes!! I'm president of my school's peer educator group and yessssss. all of this.

Condoms can be hella stretchy, but what matters is the fit, especially with the band around the bottom.