Whaaaaaaaaat! That's so ridiculous urrrrrgggh.

The last helmet baby I saw at the mall had Spiderman stickers all over his helmet and it was friggin adorable

OH!! And if none of that works for her, try internal condoms.

I've used mild soap or shampoo on my pubic hair without issue for a while now, but YMMV.

It really grinds my gears as a sex educator when people do the "condom on the head/arm/leg" thing without giving it context and explaining that it still won't work for some people

Tell her to:

Yes!! I'm president of my school's peer educator group and yessssss. all of this.

Condoms can be hella stretchy, but what matters is the fit, especially with the band around the bottom.

• Sure, you can put a condom over your head, but it's not the size of the condom that matters, it's the fit, and if the band is too tight around the base of a penis the penis can lose its erection

My mom had to buy me shirts with snaps on the sides to accommodate my noggin

I feel terribly guilty about it but I LOVE HELMET BABIES.

yeah they must because it's a huge fucking problem in nerd culture

i'm literally almost in tears from laughing so hard at ke$ha's 'penis' nail

When PP trained me in sex ed, they said that internal condoms are about 85% effective, which seems like less than a traditional condom until you learn that those are also in the mid to high 80s with typical use.

Yes!!! I think they really help get people to laugh about condoms instead of feeling awkward or shy.

SE Cupp makes me so irrationally angry

Plus the hardest thing about being drunk is going pee, and if you're in oversized boxers it's SO. MUCH. EASIER.

Probably! If you ever get a chance to give it another go, I really like the ONE brand.

That's the biggest bummer!!

The heat transfer goes both ways, so I like them better as well. Plus they're not made of latex, so there's no condom stank after.