Bah, we've got this—deploy the Ally Sheedy standee counter-measure!

I'm so glad we have a building with colored lights that will tell us if we're being rained on—otherwise I might look up and drown.

That does it! I think it's high time James Cameron was removed as chairman of the Illuminati. What the earth needs is a people-person.

Does it trap ghosts too? I claim copyright infringement!

Evil Flynn is a rabbi? I didn't realize Mel Gibson directed this film.

Old as them thar hills....

@izrofel: I swear the letter "h" just crhept in there. That's my story and I'm stickhing to iht!

I dunno. Part of the allure of legos for me was always making something out of nothing but bricks. These licensed pieces are so specialized now that it seems to detract from the inherent nature of the medium. Why not just buy a model?

His next tweet was:

And here I thought the rumors of an actual unattractive Asian model were just a myth....like Big Foot or Al Gore's humility.

Dude—you look too comfortable resting balls on your chin.

Dammit—where the hell are the razor blades on the tips for dogfights??? FAIL!

I wouldn't let my 16 year-old daughter go downtown alone at night—much less attempt to circumnavigate the globe by herself. Just because you are capable of doing something, doesn't mean you should. At what point does the desire for fame and proving a point override common sense?

Yeah, but Joe Biden is still trying to figure out how to work his new etch-o-sketch without knobs.

Which one of those buttons calls my therapist?

What she meant to say was that she fell off her Wii fit board and found herself no longer British.

needs more tauntaun.

Playing through Tom Sawyer aint like dusting crops, boy. You could wind up wailing like Bootsy Collins instead of harmonizing like Geddy Lee and that would end your career real quick.

I haven't seriously played video games since last spring because school has been so hectic and I haven't had the time. I new that Uncharted 2 was coming out soon and I remembered how much I loved the first Uncharted and how it slapped my Xbox 360 fanboy friends in the face with its graphics and gameplay. So I decided…