You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

There was a fantastic article in Vice awhile back that I think fits the scenario...

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.