Billy Roper thinks he has superior genes to someone. Let THAT sink in.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Cthulu/Skynet 2020

billionaires cannot be trusted and we should not clamor to elect them, even if they’re Oprah.

Yeah, Trump’s daily diet of McDonald’s, Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza and Diet Coke (why even bother with the ‘Diet’?) certainly puts my tofu and couscous to shame.

How about running for Mayor or Governor first? I’d like to see what she does on a smaller scale before put in charge of the entire country.

Celebrity Worship:

Yeah, that thing with Tommy Wiseau was really uncomfortable:

That’s not really true. You could be an inherited billionaire.

Sigh. Conflation is so wearisome. Go sit down and be still, completely still.

She was in that terrible Netflix movie that everyone jokes about. I agree she’s a great actor and I hope she blows up more after izombie ends. I think she needs a better agent.

Whoa whoa whoa she’s not Tatiana Maslany good. She is good and adorable in the role though.

iZombie and Legends of Tomorrow are my two favorite shows on the CW, so having them on Mondays back to back sounds almost too fantastic.

Life Sentence could be *really* bad. It all depends on how it handles cancer. Hopefully they did research into cancer in young adults. Sure, they probably won’t do much chemo brain because they need a main character who has an okay memory. But will they cover scanxiety? Survivor’s guilt?

I am also pro porg. The one Chewy had looked tasty.