Martyrs is one of those tour-de-force shockers that grabs you by the hair for over an hour, but ends up a pretentious mess.

So Mark Judge likes to make creepy, artsy short films featuring semi-naked young women. He is one of the Breitbart brigade and a staunchly conservative pundit.

So Mark Judge likes to make creepy artsy short films featuring semi-naked young women. He is one of the Breitbart brigade and a staunchly conservative pundit.

That is valid.

So when today will the final vote be called? Odds on Kavanaugh still pretty high?

So Nagini joins Shelob in the ‘I used to be a Hot Girl’ creature club.

Enjoy your platform while it lasts, Tomi. We ‘Libtards’ will win in 2020 and your GOP ‘party’ will have eaten itself into ruination.

I miss the old Core Design games where you could just run around a random corner and encounter all types of weird shit. Like freakin’ pulsing walls, giant birdmen on steroids, or creepy aliens in Area 51.

John Goodman says she’s rude, so I’ll go with John Goodman on this score.

‘What Happened?’ I’ll tell ya what happened, Hills.

Don’t worry, Spidey can cover for these guys by posing for selfies with them on PS4.

41 points? Aw man. I wanted her to win. I hope people will turn out and vote. Everybody needs to vote. V-O-T-E.

Koch brothers, could you do us all a favour and hurry up and die already? You miserable old fucks? Not-Respectfully, the world.

If you were to go back and tell me four years ago that US abortion rights would be threatened by an average white guy named Brett, I would’ve laughed. I’m sure as shit not laughing now.

1. Kimmel is running out of segments. At least Conan stays funny.

Kavanaugh is a total shit-weasel. The definition of a rich, mediocre white guy failing upwards, with a modicum of killer shrewdness.

You shouldn’t be able to buy a person for sex. Period.

Well, at least when it rains, this asshole is the first to get wet.

This reminds me of the TED talk where a woman, bemoaning her single status, went and set up a WHOLE TED TALK instead of realizing that she, herself, is the problem.

Fuck off pope. Until you apologize and make massive financial compensation, globally, to all those affected by the sexual abusers in your cult.