Reading this at 3am doesn’t help matters

Furbies are vibrators for randy Furries

Any time Betsy deVos speaks.

Young Adult left me so depressed that I left the cinema for a stiff drink afterwards.

Porn is the new drug, people. It is vastly harmful for health in many ways.

At 15 me and my friends were still playing with Legos.

‘I’m a white nationalist neo-nazi who respects the military! You should respect all members of the military, like my grandad who went to WWII Europe to fight.... oh wait...’

Nah. Jared is just like Slappy, the ventriloquist’s doll who came to life.

When I next visit my plastic surgeon, I’ll tell them I want the ‘Martin Shkreli Perma-smirk’.

What Jordan Peele said about buying tickets is right, you know. Waiting a couple months to catch the movie on Netflix is kind of a copout. Going to the cinema always feels unique.

Hold up. Gretchen Carlson went to the Oscars? But isn’t that the nesting ground of Liberal cooties?

Because he’s the hero the Oscars deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

That Jordan Peele face in the header image. That’s me when I get the last danish in counter at Starbucks.

Yeah that was ridiculous. At least Percy Jackson attempted to change things by making Grover black. Pity Percy Jackson never became a bigger deal.

Been a fan of Sam since Lawn Dogs in the nineties. Lawn Dogs is a fantastic film.

Dunkirk was flat out boring. But I’d imagine that’s what war is really like, long stretches of tedium broken up by small moments of terror and stress.

Reading the Inquisitor: Eisenhorn series back to back. Warhammer 40k for the win.

If I was told a piece of cheesecake looking that good was laced with poison, I’d eat it anyway. Damn.

Well, Princess does have experience for this.