Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Some people are restless spirits. Others are anchors, fixed to a spot. I can't fault either, they are what they are. Denying what you are is the sin.

Certainly not if your idea is to remake yourself with pointy hats and European airs in Canada. You’re just putting on a costume.

I’ve lived in 4 states in the past 4 years. It has its perks, but the sad part of it is the creeping sense — from my experiences and interactions - that the people who stay in their hometown and eat at the same diner every week until they croak are usually happier. The “finding myself” phase and determination to be…

What I never understood throughout this whole situation is how the NHL or the Coyotes were upset over an NHL player winning the fan vote. The fans voted and the guy won it. The All Star Game is mainly for the fans, that is why the fans vote. Now to try and get John Scott out of the ASG, his family has been displaced…

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Agreed. Daniel’s version has less of a pedophile feel.

I don’t know what most of that means so I figure you are probably right.

That’s what happened to me. My phone was stolen out of my purse in the grocery store. I used Find My iPhone and called the police. They told me to go to where FMiP said it was and play the tone. I did, they met me there, and one of the cops knocked on the door and said “I believe you have something that belongs to…

Was driving, but thanks for assuming I’m a total dumbshit.

So you’re saying you kept asking about the airport instead of eventually resorting to typing it in?

The fact that it’s all different carriers, but consistently the same address, makes me suspect code shenanigans a la mapmakers and “paper towns” (no, not the movie, sit the hell down.) I’m willing to bet money that there is sample code that’s been built off of in a widespread way with a bug or even just a default…

I wonder if there’s a storm drain junction near their house and lost phones kind of just collect there.

The rocks are very nice there.

I give mad props to any man who is basically told “listen, your inclusion into this All-Star game was from a joke of a fan vote and once traded your new team thought so little of you they demoted you to a minor league” and says “yeah fuck it, I’m still going”.

I’m happy for Scott, but the NHL could have just come to this decision without banishing him and his pregnant wife to fucking Newfoundland in a transparent attempt to make this *not* happen.

Scott stated that he has one clear goal heading into the All-Star game...and hopes to add a couple more during the second half of the season.

Who’s the guy in the blue suit celebrating with him? Haha.

CAN SOMEONE TEACH ANDY REID HOW TO CALL A FUCKING TIMEOUT