That is a very good mayor.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Canada’s best mayor responds:

You’re welcome to come back to Atlanta, assholes. We’re giving away new unneeded stadiums to all our teams!

Fuck Levi’s Stadium in particular. At least the NFL has the decency to admit to Chargers, Raiders, and Rams fans that their teams are moving. 49ers fans got their team migrated 38 miles away, down one of the most congested highways in the country, to a suburb of San Jose, and the league still has the audacity to call…

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

I would go with Apple. Used to be run by a legit megalomaniac and was massively successful. Now run by someone trying to be his predecessor but not cut out for it. Still getting by on an average-to-decent product guilded in former mystique.

No fucking shit, genius.

I really hope Terrelle Pryor can have a real NFL career. He is, hands down, the most unbelievable high school athlete I’ve ever seen (he was the best player in the country in football and a top 50 recruit in hoops). He’s arguably the best high school football player in Pennsylvania history, too. 4000 passing yards and…

“It’s unclear how Bowe can be a non-factor”

I would argue most of us are, but we just aren’t as loud. Like anything else, the extremists ruin it for everyone.

If only they could all be like Will

1st watch: hahaha

“I’m almost there, baby. You’re going to make me cum. Nope. Missed it. Almost there again. Nope, you missed. Third time’s the charm? No. Close again. Almost there. Missed it. Wide right. It’s just never going to happen with you.”

A classic come from behind victory.

“Jesus, Bills Fans, get it together!”
“NO. Not your genitals...”
“I didn’t mean to hump each...”
**sigh**

Is this motherfucker wearing a Kyle Orton jersey?

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

I wish they kept filming. I wanted to see the guy slam her through a table.

Reportedly Rex Ryan was pissed you can’t see below her knees.