I feel like you weren’t exactly responsible for “not doing simple wrenching in time” when someone literally stole the gas cap causing the water...

Should have put on the rain treads

the first last and only episode my mom ever saw was Home.

I think he was in charge of the turkey fryer. Them things are deadly.

Don’t they open inwards?

Gawkmodo lost all their proof readers in the Hogan lawsuit. I hope he’s treating them well.

I’d live near a track.

Man, you gotta love counties like that. My home town has a racing facility that features a drag strip and dirt oval track which, when they were first built back in the 50's, were a good distance outside of the city. As the decades went by though, the city grew further and further south. Today, the race tracks are…

Take out “drag strip” and replace with every great track you’ve seen shut down to build houses. This track. TOP GEAR’s TEST TRACK. Yes, they say the track would remain operational, but that’s never true. A continuous stream of noise complaints from homeowners is enough to screw with track operations, and eventually,…

Building houses next to a race track is a bad idea. The people that move into the houses will complain about the noise.

And the good Lord said unto him,

“MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD PAL. FER-RAAR-RI”

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

It needs a lot more than just an inspection. It was heavily damaged.

Red Bull clips your wiiiings.

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

"kids might see some vagina on this magazine about boobs!"

Woman poses, picture is chosen for cover, woman is scrutinized instead of the publication.

You know, there are SO many shots of men in low-slung pants/board shorts with the whole hips-and-muscle-y V thing happening on their lower torso. They're definitely on the covers of magazines like that, sometimes. This isn't different. At all.

So everyone, answer me this:

Did HANNAH DAVIS decide which photo ended up on the cover? Did she make that call? Or did she just, you know, show up, do her job, and then someone chose that photo?

Did HANNAH DAVIS think "Yeah, I think I'll pull my bathing suit down a little, that is an idea I am having personally" or was…