I'd buy a truck for one reason only: work. So I wouldn't care. I would try to take care of it the best I can, but I'm not going to freak out over dents and scratches.

Someone will have seriously screwed the pooch if this isn't screened somewhere in Reno during the third weekend in September!

#6 should be "It's a race car. Use your crew to open the cover."

I'm really not convinced about #3. I need him to re-shoot a full force example to demonstrate how he could get his head crushed between the door and the roof. Any volunteers to stand outside and slam the door on him?

I watched this and all I could think about was how much the beginning of puberty sucked.

1. It's a race car. Eat a protein bar.

you got to drive a gulf livery GT, SHUT THE FUCK UP WUSS!

This is the type of fella I'll just go ahead and walk away from while he's talking.

The SLR is the bastard lovechild of an unholy union between Mclaren and MBZ. As someone who loves mclarens and hates benzes, the SLR is MBZ's version of the Chrysler Crossfire: poach better technology from a superior outfit, clad it in ugly sheetmetal, piss off the purists.

Color me naive, but I never thought an Italian-owned, legitimate family business in New York could be capable of extorting money from people for "protection."

From this angle in this color it looks just like this

You mean a tricky to drive, racing based supercar from porsche killed a young, somewhat talented gearhead actor? That's kinda been Porsche's thing. For decades.

An extremely expensive mistake to make. Either he miscarried the 2 or forgot to divide by the square root of -7 when calculating his fuel consumption, or maybe he was just nuts. On a side note, I can't imagine a longer, more mind-numbingly boring trip to make in such a little plane. Turbulence was probably god-awful,…

Only if you're running a Mac.

Nope, that honor goes to the E46 M3.

First unflattering photo I've ever seen of the thing. (Chunkiness looks like pudgy cheeks of a fat child.) But then I'm not fifteen feet tall so it still doesn't bother me that much.

With all due respect, if you're gonna choose rather run of the mill stuff, that would lose out to this:

This guy attempted to fly from Northern California to Maui in a single engine Cirrus! The article on the incident on KHON.com didn't explain why. I think technically you can turn a single engine into a flying gas can with certain FAA permits and I understand that ferrying single engine planes to Hawaii from the…

Sounds like you better get used to doing everything yourself. Might I suggest some of those 4-post adjustable jack stands that were posted here a few days back.

Christ. As a former dealership service manager: