Ah, the good old days of GTA:O, where the fanciest car cost a million bucks. For less than a million, though, you can by the Pfister Comet (kinda like a newer 911) and pay a lowrider dude to convert it into an old school model. It’s a little bit slower, but the super wide rear tires gives it much improved grip!

Only the one, which is based loosely off a 1980s Trans Am (a la Knight Rider)

They still aligned with the guy in the Oval Office.

About half the country knows he could never accomplish half the things he wants to do, let alone all of them. Obama had a Dem majority in Congress when he started and shit didn’t get done. Trump features the same hurdles.

The US supplies something like 60% of UN funding, so yeah, it would be in a very bad place if the US were to leave. If I were a shrewd businessman with no sense of nuance or context, I’d promote this bill in an effort to renegotiate how much the US pays the UN.

That’s my thing. I’d love love love to make something like this, but I’d want to find a nasty looking donor for it. The Miata is the one car I can’t find a beaten down version of on Craigslist.

So that’s how you’d prefer to look at it? As that you’re no better than Trump?

I remember Democrat Robert Byrd leading a 57 day filibuster on the Civil Rights Act.

This doesn’t account for all of it by a long shot, but Reuters says anti-Trump protesters are barricading roads.

Thus, the wall.

This one at least relates to cars. But, yeah, there is far too much political crap on Jalopnik. Since they are sister sites with Giz, Deadspin and Jezebel, they are free to cross post articles. And since Deadspin is the new Gawker, and now posts more political articles than sports ones, and Jezebel just hates men,…

This is the most well thought out and orated post regarding politics that the Gawker/Gizmodo network has EVER seen.

They always have Inauguration Day off. Still doesn’t account for the lack of life downtown this morning.

Trump is making the morning commute great again!

The GPS in the bottom right gave it away.

How about an obligatory “Stop crying or you’ll be dehydrated for the next 4 years.”?

GTA4 was my first foray into the franchise, and I loved it. The story was amazing, the DLC was great, and the city was beautiful. Nico’s story was so engrossing that I took pity on characters, took revenge on others, and was depressed when someone my character cared about died. And the radio was fantastic. I primarily…

Obama’s predecessor laid the groundwork for an economic disaster. 

Motorcycle club has stupid bang for buck. I was just a member in another guy’s, I stole a bike, delivered it, and got $30k. For hooning around a stolen motorcycle.