BIZARRO! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

Is that Gleep or Gloop?

And if those lines came down and the news crew was debilitated, what of the rescuers that would have to venture out into the storm and tangle with live power lines to rescue them?

But so was the news crew that exposed his driving. They were providing nothing of value to the community in their live report.

The dude was a danger to fewer people than the news crew standing under live power lines talking about how they could come down at any minute.

I won’t say it’s the ugliest, but I definitely consider it a lesser car than either the E30 or E46.

Oh my god shut the fuck up. Why aren’t you in jail? Go crawl into a hole and stop shitting on what’s left of your empire.

Which high school?

I was really giddy when I saw Arapahoe County mentioned.

Third Bridge was a thing over a decade ago, at least.

I remember not being invited to go to 3rd bridge with my classmates when I was in high school...

How can we not be getting it if Tony Stark had one in 2013?!

It’s at least 20% harder to kill yourself with a boat engine than with a car, at least...

I really think that if you have the upper body strength to pull start your car, then you probably have the lower body strength to push it down a hill.

The costs aren’t for the production, it’s for the ad space. The Superbowl is one of the most watched events in the country, and 30 second spots go for several million dollars.

Steering right at 45 degrees goes into the wall.

I voted against the jaywalkers in every single case.

I voted that the car run over the mother instead of the child, so the child can grow up to hate autonomous cars and fight to ban them.

4 of the best QBs playing* Since Brady has been out until now, and Romo is a walking cast.

I don’t think poorly of newer Jeeps, but I do think poorly of 6ft tall, 2 ton, 4 door pickup trucks calling themselves minitrucks.