I’m Chinese, and I’m stealing that joke. Not that I have many (any) opportunities to knee people, but if I did, I’d yell, “See these knees? These are CHI-KNEES” as I do so.

Audibly LOL’ed at “this is syphilis, you see”. Nice summary.

I thought it was well known by now. That is where the Evil Democrats stored the illegal ballots for the 2020 election.

eternal life at this point doesn’t seem like much of a benefit, i’ll go for the molecular disassembly. 

Don’t worry, I just called 911 to tell the hospital to prep the burn unit.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I have this marked in my calendar for a just-me night this Friday while the rest of the fam binges some episodes of The Crown S.04 and I will absolutely be high as a kite for it.

OMG.

So... it’s the Smurfs?

Yeah, I keep a 105-pc Craftsman set and a Stanley jumper-box / air-compressor in my truck. It all fits nicely behind the bench seat, and I could probably do most repairs on the side of the road. Still need to get a tire-repair kit, doh.

It’s like pens in high school. No matter how many I buy, I’ll always have just one.

You’re gonna wish it had ten 10mm sockets after you lose all nine.

Nine 10mm sockets.

Plague, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
And Plague, the yellowish green horse on board.
Let it go, it comes back at you.

Plague Boat soon will be making another run
The Plague Boat promises diseases for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new pestilence.

And Plague will kill us more
It’s an…

i found the note on the regen braking to be the most fascinating...this is a wild variable to introduce into the future of racing and range management.

The R1T is the only thing seriously competing with the ID Buzz to be my next vehicle. Really great looking, cool bits like the tunnel, and the tech sounds legit. Glad to see it’s actually out in the wild doing cool, non-vapor stuff.

this looks like a creepy fish... and not in the “see it in the dark and its spooky” way... more like “your aunt that likes to kiss you on the mouth” kind of creepy.

I can never get enough Cake.

So you're saying they're going the distance? They're going for speed?

Take the friends having babies out of the equation. You will find they will start hanging out with other couples with kids. They have no single friends other than the ones they are trying to fix you up with.