Who Dead!

In fairness, they’re now free of the horror of having an effective black quarterback. They’re now free to draft a somewhat less effective but super scrappy white dude the fanbase can pin all their hopes on until week 5 or so when they realize he sucks.

She wouldn’t be the first Christie to fuck with someone’s lane.

Reich has already started drafting a play he calls the “Indy Special”. However, instead of being a touchdown thrown to your quarterback, it will be one of your linemen eating a variety of fried fair foods until the other team quits in disgust.

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

Why is it always Saints fans that have to have the series explained to them?

Same here. I’m also a Saints fan and this is my favorite Deadspin series. Magary cut it from my letter, but I said I wish they would do an NBA version.

My response to the WYTS about the Eagles (and their fans!) and the Root about wypipo are the same as the old Chris Rock bit about women who like misogynistic rap: “he’s not talking about me”.

Same here. I didn’t discover the series until 3 years ago. Been submitting comments (and having success) the last two years. If you can’t laugh at your own team, you are a Pats fan.

Keep at the reading and writing, you’re doing great.

The Cincinnati Bengals are the late night Waffle House knife fight of the NFL.

Under Armour is going to focus on more fashionable appareal?

I just figured it was bound to happen once they got away from their core competency of hot dogs and potted meats

How can you say the craftsmanship of shoes from Guangzhou are less desirable than those from Shenzhen or Tianjin?!?!

Jim McMahon is looking forward to watching so he can find out how it ends.

Real shitty headline. Should be, “White Sox Trade Best Assets To Win Tyler Clippard Sweepstakes”

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

Good lord his shooting motion is atrocious.

This is what happens when you hire a failed OL coach to be your HC to keep one recruiting class in order after Schiano bolts to the NFL and he’s the only scrub he didn’t decide to hire.

He trolls other teams by choosing gimmick captains, and then fucking loses to those same teams.