Kregg Lumpkin and Carlester Crumpler.  

Not gonna lie.  Just snorted loud enough for everyone in the food court to look at me.  

Now that the Lions are indisputably bad, can we go back to asking Matt Patricia about those sexual assault allegations?

I say this all the time.  GD Mike Mularkey, Norv Turner, and John Fox will be head coaches next year because of it.  

So many puns. 

Yes x 10. Pro football history is littered with coaches who come in and try to impose their systems on teams with no consideration for existing realities. It’s sad the biggest coaching innovation is recent years is to consider catering to your team’s strengths.

I initially thought wyts started off slow this years but he’s had some phenomenal lines. “Vikings fans traveling about as well as buddy holly” takes the cake though.

Taylor knocked it out of the park.  

This one is just sad.  This franchise is tragic.  

The fan letters have been amazing!

If DeGrom slaughtered everyone in the Mets locker room, no jury would convict.  I doubt he’d even be arrested.  

Great article. From a legal perspective, this decision raises some potentially important issues. From a reading perspective, it is absolutely painful. I read it last night and I wanted to cry. Please accept Mr. Ugarles’ description as a true account of what the decision says.

I’m from NJ and I approve of this message.

Please do a WYTS for baseball and let the Mets column be 18 pages long. We are the worst in every way.

Dat’s Josef Mengele

“He plays on shitty team after shitty team, and somehow his rep doesn’t suffer for it. Everything is everyone else’s fault. Meanwhile he’s good for at least two casual picks a game. I’m onto you, Brees.”

Tyler Clippard is the Josh McCown of baseball.

If your last name is any variation on “schaivo,” gtfo of Florida asap.

I made an account on here just to like this comment. Razor sharp.

As an employment lawyer, I immediately thought he has a great whistleblower claim.