On the flip side, the IRS doesn’t like having too many deductions. My father used to get a large portion (30+%) of his annual income in one bonus check. He hated getting large refunds so did the math and claimed 9 exemptions. Tax time rolls around and he came out almost even. He got audited. Auditor goes through…

Is she topping off her water balloons?

I don’t think Pruitt’s call was right nor do I think the 300/year limit is right. The whole point of a glider (my company used to make them) was to put a good condition engine/trans back into service after a sever accident or a rusted/worn out truck chassis became too unsafe.

Can you find out what crack Nissan is smoking? While the Titan is a capable vehicle, it isn’t better than Ford, Chevy or Dodge. Why do they insist on having an MSRP a few thousand more than a comparable vehicle from the big three? They could score tons of fleet market share if they priced it aggressively. Especially…

You know what drowns out planes?

Engine oil and filter is a must. Inspect the engine air filter and replace if necessary.

Don’t give David Tracy a choice. He will puke rusty worn out junk instead of shiny new parts.

Ran when parked. Mild patina! No low-ballers, I know what I have!

Exaggerate? Never in a million billion years.

If you listen to talk radio and sports, the audio quality is fine. Anything that can be considered music is unrecognizable when compared to FM broadcast. I don’t use XM either for that reason.

Last time I cut up a boat to take to the dump, they said to not bother cutting it up. Load it safely on the trailer and pay to have them pull it off.  Then watch and grin as they push the heap into the giant hole in the ground.

$1126.04 sounds like a relative bargain compared to the key for my former Kia Optima. $350 for a replacement key on a car that cost less than 1/5 the Aston brand new. Oh, and Kia also charges an additional programming fee.

They have cocaine and cognac instead of meth and Four Loko.

Hellcat motor?

I think that maneuver is called “These guys are assholes that deserve to walk back.  I’ll make them want to walk back” 

At $100/ton for shredder tin, that was an 80/lb wheelbarrow. If you drove across a scale, I’m guessing scale error.

I have no clue how scrappers make a living. I busted my ass scrapping 7,000 pounds of steel for a whopping $300. Took two days and six trips to the scrap yard. I probably could have made another $100 if I took the extra day (or two) to separate the copper and aluminum.  We have a few people around Tulsa who do it full…

As a non-native Oklahoma citizen, I take offense at that! We don’t have banjo’s. The rest fits my assessment. Meth is a hell of a drug... Carry on.

You are a brave man David! Last time I looked under a stranger’s car in Detroit, I about got shot. Funny thing is the car was for sale and we were expected. Saw enough to know that getting shout would have been preferable to driving that death trap.

Canadian football fields please.