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Just showed the wifee who is arguably not a Jalop and sees cars as appliances. She physically recoiled at the sight of this monstrosity. 

All I know is the remaster better have puddles.  Lots and lots of puddles. Puddles on walls. Puddles in the sky. All with accurate reflections. 

Admittedly, I giggled a little at this. 

Wow. You flipped the script on my own gender viewpoint. I read the OP’s comment as a bunch of dudes walking into my house while we work out the transaction and I think fuck no.

Thoughts and prayers. See also “just vote!”

Got it. That sucks. 

I say buy the chair. It’s not like you can’t take it with you. Your body will thank you.

Ouch. Just looking at that chair hurts. I never really worked from home but now that I’m here, my hand-me-down from college (over a decade ago) that slowly sinks is not cutting it. Coupled by various stains on it left by pets and kids, it needs to be replaced.

I’m getting a very Overwatch/team shooter feel to this. It’s clear the character have certain power types.

IKR? Night before collection day is always check fridge time. That’s just plain lazy not doing it. 

That ship is a metaphor for 2020.

We sound like the same type of gamer. Now I can’t buy Animal Crossing because it sounds like it might be crack to me. 

Switch onions for raisins and vegetable for fruit in your statement, then you would be correct.

Woohoo! Ours are from Bland Farms in Georgia. The name of the farm though...

That lead pic is crazy. I honestly thought that was a cosplay photo. 

Scalpers be damned but I’d rather get a sold out message than an order that gets super delayed because they over sold it.

At first I was like yuck, no way. Then I thought about it and began to consider it. Now I’m going to try it this weekend. Damn you Claire.

The comment thread of people telling salesman they want a manual and then being rebuked cracks me up. Like they’ve proven some point. I found a gif of one of the commenters: