Maybe companies should hire a professional slapper. Their job requires them to be tuned in with what the fuck is going on in the world. So when someone else in the company has a “bright” idea like this, the professional slapper is sent to go slap them back into reality. Call them the Chief Slapping Officer or…

The running man (robot?)/moonwalk just crushes it.

**hot take**

It looks like a duck is swallowing the actual console. 

Parts Unknown with Anthony Bourdain? Oh yeah. Wifee and I watched it religiously. Loved the Zamir episodes. 

I still have cable as was able to binge HQ first season on Syfy. It was shown late night, so no editing. I’m curious to see if if the second season will be shown. 

In earlier articles, I complained about the price, but was still willing to sub. I usually wait a month after launch. These articles are pushing me away from that jump. 

That’s actually a neat idea. Love the handles become joysticks.

Good twist at the end of that trailer. Daaaaang that sucks. 

Skulls on uniforms. Always reminds me of this skit.

I’m confused by this part:

Agreed. I’d be one of the first in line if they released a round body watch. 

I learned new AND interesting things today because of you. Thanks. 

Ah yes. Didn’t take it serious enough, so he hired a ringer.

Yes and no. I’m with you on a CEO’s Kid shouldn’t determine anything on a game, but the article did say the developer admitted it was the right thing. The flags were annoying AF and now I know why there wasn’t an in-game map to find them (later iterations you could buy a map). But having an assassin game with no…

Do not do this. I ordered from GameStop on their last sale and one of the games was not in the shipping box? No game case. No disc.

Do not do this. I ordered from GameStop on their last sale and one of the games was not in the shipping box? No game…

Let’s be honest here. If you were someone who bought one of these new, you were already underwater. 

Fuck Nazis. Past, present, future. Fuck them all. 

Better watch out. I said the same thing on an earlier article about their pricing and people jumped down my throat saying it’s a great deal. We’re just so spoiled with sub $10 subscriptions I think $15 is a tougher pill to swallow.