There is no ‘harajuku street’. You mean takeshita dori, which is in harajuku.

You cannot swallow your tongue.

My name is Mackenzie, because my parents are retarded. When I call my vagina a big mac, this is not usually the response I receive.

It doesn’t explain everything. It explains story structure. It also ignores the second half of Joseph Campbell’s ‘a hero with a thousand faces’, in which he explores not the hero’s journey but the creation story, or cosmogony.

If you were truly the ‘resident harry potter expert’, you would know that the ‘giant rhino creature’ is an erumpent.

No, he’s right. Look where policy has gotten you: your countrymen have been trolled into electing a barely-conscious bloviating baboon against their own best interests, fucking up the future for everyone, not just in your country but around the world.

I guess I must have missed the lesbian subplot in the original.

Oh no, a person had a reaction to a thing he is involved with. Quick, Gizmodo, to the embarrassment machine!!!

Besides, you’re committing the genetic fallacy: the source of a proposition is irrelevant in determining its truth value. Just because something was said in the movie Fight Club doesn’t make it nonsense.

That’s not a fallacy of relative privation, it’s a misunderstanding of statistics. It would be a fallacy of relative privation if he said “I’m keeping my phone, because there five year old kids with leukemia, and being a five year old kid with leukemia is worse than having an exploding phone, so having an exploding…

That whole articundo story is the 2016 version of “my uncle works for nintendo”

“She was what you’d call a ‘boobie streamer,’ where you’d attract viewers to your stream—trolls—who come to harass or hit on female streamers,”

It isn’t, but it is significantly harder than Birthright. If you make the right choices, you’ll never lose due to random number generation.

“ I wished that instead of a delayed dash or a too-quick parry, I was offered more opportunities for strategic rather than reflex-heavy play.”

More puzzles, less talking. Thanks in advance.

“It’s amazing that a tiny speck of debris, one you cannot even notice on Earth, can do such damage at orbital speeds.”

“Riot designed Taliyah intentionally, with regards to who she is as a person”

“ this is a game designed to be deep enough to satisfy hard-core tabletop gamers whilst remaining accessible to newer players.”

So I saw this horse this one time, right. It was in Africa, it had black and white stripes covering its body, it was hunted by lions, and finally it ate grass. Do you think it’s possible that maybe that might have been a zebra?

I prefer nothing-like-Rogue-at-all, thanks. Permadeath is not what makes Rogue a Rogue-like, any more than that feathers are what make a chicken a chicken. You can have a featherless chicken, and you can have a feathered non-chicken. It’s just one aspect, not a necessary condition for assignment to a category.