This is the same strict security policy that’s keeping all those Nigerian princes from delivering McCoy his reward money.

I used to call people posers. Then I entered middle school

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE. The NFL isn’t going to like this one bit.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

The video quality puts that about 1983.

Hearing Arians talk up Gabbert has me soooo unbelievably excited. I can’t wait to see him out there under throwing receivers by 5 yards on third and long.

I hate everything Hank Williams stands for, but I’ll tell you what, I’d let him scream that one song directly into my ear if it means I don’t have to hear “Waiting All Day For Sunday Night” ever again.

He’d shoot himself in the hands cleaning his gun then claim a black home invader crucified him.

Nah, Republican Jesus wouldn’t be the one pulling the trigger. He’d have a cop or some rural homeowner do the shooting, then blame liberals for demonizing the police and/or the working class and move onto “But what about black on black crime?”

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Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

Feel free to expand this to “critters.” A raccoon will fuck you up. Who knows which spiders are poisonous and which ones aren’t on the spot? No one. Who knows they don’t want to get bit or stung by shit? Everyone. Fuck all rodents, bugs, and arachnids (except daddy long legs) as a staff, record label, and crew. And if…

What do you expect? He was late getting back to Dorchester so he could beat up a Vietnamese guy, unprovoked.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

God can take me instead.

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

I thought AI nukes us once Skynet goes online, so its really not one or the other its one then the other.

Devin shouldn’t.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!