He did a commercial where the beef jerky he ate would rain down upon a tiny, shrieking Stephen A. Smith living in his digestive cavity, so don’t tell me about sponsors, Richard.

Very suspicious...why would a tennis player date a kicker?

Or just go man, maybe they’ll cut you

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

There’s no shame in going to Duke. The world needs ditchdiggers, too.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Maybe watersports.

Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them

At last he will be free to track down the real killer.

“Fowler got out of his car and exchanged words with the man. Fowler hit the man, knocked off his glasses and stepped on them. He then took the victim’s grocery bag, with recently purchased liquor, and threw it in a lake.”

As superteams go, a Rockets squad with Harden/Paul/Anthony could be a legit Challenger in the West.

It’s not the Boston Garden.

Reasonable people don’t accept checks for $100 million, because wire transfers.

Two feet in bounds. Full possession. Football move. Recite the Declaration of Independence.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

The guy who roots for the Minnesota Vikings thinks championship swag is ugly. My irony meter just blew up.

Samuel L as the Genie would be fucking awesome.

Any graph that doesn’t take into account inflation or some type of contextual qualifier such as a percentage of GDP, isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Japan did get 2 nukes awhile ago...