The NFL says nearly 100,000 fans were on the Parkway throughout the day; Philadelphia police estimated 70,000.

“It would take forever to make a Bethesda-style game that way.”

If you were King of Philadelphia, I’d recommend cementing your alliance with the King of Jeans by arranging to have him wed your daughter.

Kinda cool that My-Dad-Watching-Allen-Iverson became an NBA coach.

Wade was fantastic tonight,

You left out the most important part of that passage:

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

A shady charity, you say...

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.

Also, sun is hot.  

Conkers Bad Fur Day? Perfect Dark? Starcraft 64? Wrestlemania 2000? WWF No Mercy? DID YOU EVEN PLAY N64?! -rips hair out-

You’re getting paid millions of dollars a year to play a game.

He did it in front of the mirror so it was actually 61:3 nhoJ

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I first played StarCraft as a two-map demo that came on a disc from a magazine purchase. It blew me away! I played those two, tiny maps to death. Then, finally, the full game was released and I got in a bit of trouble for how much time I was spending on the computer. I remember getting stuck, toward the end of the…

If Florida could read, she’d thank Xavier. Then eat his face.

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