Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

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This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

Joke’s on this kid. The mural will be painted over in preparation for the upcoming NFL Draft.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

Leonard will be the new Jill Stein and win the MVP for Harden over Westbrook.

I would probably buy the SNES Classic, whereas I only toyed with the idea of buying the NES Classic.

Moe’s the type of guy that can consistently stop the gas pump at $30.00, returns to the microwave right as it dings, and pulls out just in time to ensure no eggs are fertilized.

I don’t see why not, WWE performers have already won elections for Governor of Minnesota and President of the United States, so Knox County mayor should be no sweat.

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Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

There are a couple hundred NBA-quality players in the world. There are only a handful of All-NBA-quality players in the world. Some teams have them and others do not.

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

“Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I stick these gators up your ass and show your insides some style!”

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

Before anyone brings up “Well what about the Fighting Irish?”

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

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Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.