“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

lol Kaepernick w/ our Trump loving owner would be quite a site to see

This is a factually incorrect statement. I personally know at least 200 people who are far worse writers than Bill Simmons. You never met my 3 year old cousin who can’t even spell her own fucking name. Backwards “Rs” are unprofessional. Her name doesn’t even have an R in it. The fuck is that. So that’s one worse…

♫ I think you missed one on your list ♫

“Once in a generation?” Lmao, that’s funny.

This is why there should only be one world title, with a champion alternating programs every couple months between the two shows. There are now nine titles, counting the cruisers, between Raw and Smackdown. Tonight’s show didn’t even have room for all of them. Intercontinental and U.S. should be the permanent titles…

Ken Shamrock? X-Pac, maybe?

Absolutely ass. To have Undertaker lose to Roman “Holocaust Denier” Reigns is just a spit in the face of fans. Vinnie Mac’s “You don’t like what you like” is in full bore here. Yes, Taker should have retired a few years back. But to have one of your most disliked characters retire Taker in a poor main event just to…

33+36=?

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

In a related story, here’s a shot of the latest stop of Joe Paterno on his apology tour.

The younger siblings of the world are pressing X to pay respects

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Really? How many conservatives do you know? How many Libertarians?

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

clear your schedule

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

He takes time off every game. It’s called “When he should be playing defense.”