Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Supplement ≠ steroid

Step one is admitting you’re powerless over the law of thermodynamics

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I did the same thing bruv. “If Charles Barkley were terminally ill, he’d kill Skip Bayless” I think that helps but it was ambiguous, yeah?

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Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Nice try, Roger, we all see you.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

You hit the nail on the head. Doc Rivers is a bad GM who puts way too much emphasis on players that have beaten him in the past, or players directly related to him.

NFL Players really should form a union.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

Next guy - man, when all the guys thought they were Pistol Pete.

Missed the author’s name when I was scrolling, by about point five I was thinking it sounded like VSB. Confirmed before I got to the bottom by Kappa slander.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

222. Formosus - Probably around January 897, Stephen (VI) VII ordered that the corpse of his predecessor Formosus be removed from its tomb and brought to the papal court for judgement. With the corpse propped up on a throne, a deacon was appointed to answer for the deceased pontiff.