They last tried this in 2013; it was a bust.

Tyler’s grandson is still alive and lives in Charles City County (near Richmond VA) at the Sherwood Forest plantation

Next year I want to see E-Trade spoof the crypto crash with the same chimpanzee.

My immediate reaction was “either they’re restarting the franchise with the kids OOOORRRR.... it’s another fucking truck commercial.”

The carpet is supposed to match the drapes.

Yo DAWG,

The marketing looks like a self-aware spoof of “Idiocracy”, the perfect beverage for contemplating “Ow My Balls”.

The problem is the large lifting area created by the sloping rear. It could be aleviated by making it more of a box design with a Kamm back (and greatly improving internal space).

Try their Peri Peri sauce. It’s better than Nando’s and cheaper.  I downed a whole bottle in a week!

Lexus SC430, preferably in Chocolate Brown with a tan interior:

I suspect she’s a full Chinook double-rotor Helicopter Parent

But be careful or you’ll get the shaft.

The difference is that living in a high pay/high cost area will improve your retirement. You will pay more into Social Security. Furthermore 401K contributions and matches are usually based on a salary percentage. And if you buy your home, you can cash out when you sell your more expensive urban property for…

Now that the Fit is dead, will the Civic finally get Magic Seats?

Better yet, she should take her mom to the C8 Stingray event.  Mother/Daughter story line.  Let her mom live her dream.

Had to google that.  Nice!

Depending on what’s offered, I may be the first in line. The next car in my garage that needs to be replaced is my beloved Honda Fit. We just bought a Kia Nero hybrid so the “Home Depot/IKEA Hauler” is doubly covered. The next car will be the “Fun Car”.

So, a “Scat Pack” and a “shit box”

“Dad, I need a bathroom”

We are on a roadtrip right now from Virginia up to Cape Cod in my wife’s Volvo S60. Every time I’ve ever driven this car through Pennsylvania, the “Low Oil” warning comes on.