Tyler’s grandson is still alive and lives in Charles City County (near Richmond VA) at the Sherwood Forest plantation

Next year I want to see E-Trade spoof the crypto crash with the same chimpanzee.

My immediate reaction was “either they’re restarting the franchise with the kids OOOORRRR.... it’s another fucking truck commercial.”

50 years of warning labels on cigarettes prove how effective they are.

“COVID may cause your penis to become shaped like a mushroom and shrink your hands.”

“Yo mama so fat, all the men in the cave want to mate with her!”

I image a band of early humans throwing spears or atlatls the farthest and hitting a target mammoth.

LOL, I know that bridge. The $6 one-way toll is going in the wrong direction!

I live west of DC; use US-15 as an alternative if you need to travel to North Carolina or further south. It’s now mostly divided 4-lane highway and will take you to Raleigh, then get on I-40. It adds an hour to the trip but much, much more relaxed. Northbound, US-15 takes you to Harrisburg PA, then I-81 and I-84 to…

The carpet is supposed to match the drapes.

Yo DAWG,

The marketing looks like a self-aware spoof of “Idiocracy”, the perfect beverage for contemplating “Ow My Balls”.

The problem is the large lifting area created by the sloping rear. It could be aleviated by making it more of a box design with a Kamm back (and greatly improving internal space).

Try their Peri Peri sauce. It’s better than Nando’s and cheaper.  I downed a whole bottle in a week!

Lexus SC430, preferably in Chocolate Brown with a tan interior:

I suspect she’s a full Chinook double-rotor Helicopter Parent

My local landfill is on DEFCON 1.

But be careful or you’ll get the shaft.

The difference is that living in a high pay/high cost area will improve your retirement. You will pay more into Social Security. Furthermore 401K contributions and matches are usually based on a salary percentage. And if you buy your home, you can cash out when you sell your more expensive urban property for…

Now that the Fit is dead, will the Civic finally get Magic Seats?