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TL;DR:
A Japanese brand, with a French name, accused of approprating American culture.

No business in their right mind should use this ‘service’, including anyone using an IG influencer for product placement.

The Fit or the Mazda3 Wagon. Hauls 90% of what a truck can carry at nearly 2x the fuel economy. +Manual transmission for zoomzoom.

No, it’s the result of 3 hours later negotiating over “what can I afford in monthly payments that the bank will underwrite including the negative equity from my previous loan?”

I’d put a flat panel outside his cell showing Murphy’s SNL episode on an endless loop and the volume set to 11.

Just make notepad.exe your default browser.

Media... critical thinking...

... and the engine’s in the trunk.

This comment section by tomorrow morning:

You’ve got that backwards. Windows 10 supports touchscreens, which in 2019 is something Apple still hasn’t figured out. I’m sure some fanboi will lecture me on why OSX absolutely does not need it (but has that gimpy touchbar instead).

I’m willing to bet that she carries on her at all times a copy of his last will and testament.  

No more two scoops of ice cream for you!

If your file gets too big, try this:

That new Honda Fit @ $19K is all the car you’ll ever need. If you need a truck, the Nissan Frontier is around the same. Above that, all car spending is optional. 

How soon before some MAGA shows these as “proof” of when “things were better”?

ALL THESE WEBSITES ARE YOURS – EXCEPT IO9
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

My guess: Daddy is pushing a Trump/Trump ticket for 2020. Jr needs to bolster his image with the illiterati.

Black Death Coffee:
3 shots espresso coffee
1 shot Fernet Branca (or another suitable fernet or amaro)
1 square Montezuma Absolute Black Chocolate
1 grapefruit, peeled and segmented

Came to post this too; it doubles as a big comfy blanket. Also a rain coat, beach towel, reflective belt, and safety gloves.