Legal-age brunettes?

I remember when this was funny.

I find the lack of Caddyshack references disturbing. Trump = Judge Smails:

Because Tommi Lahren is starting to age out. For the geriatric straight male conservatives, “Looks >>> Brains”

Considering National Harbor (tm) is literally downriver from DC’s sewage treatment facility, this would actually improve the air quality.

Also shows how terrible Alabama must be that he’d rather still be in DC at the museum than back home.

Federal prisons need some of those sweet pink jumpsuits from Arizona.

Next steps:

Even if the price of oil crashed tomorrow, the Saudia economy royal family wouldn’t blink.

Today’s forecast:

Morici? I don’t suppose his ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Not to long ago, he would have been denounced for his popish superstitions and evident mobsterism. How quickly we forget...

Take the current Miata ND chassis, add a solid roof, and a SkyActiv-R under the hood.

“The Wagon Queen Family Truckster:

Needs a can of Vienna sausages next to that jar...

Just charter their own damned planes! Eff’ing poors...

On Twitter, the FAA attempted to downplay the airport delays, attributing it to a “slight increase in sick leave at two facilities.”

Exactly.  He’s offering temporary extensions to DACA and TPS in exchange for a permanent wall.  That’s a sucker’s offer.

Whip it good.

I wonder what would happen if you froze a ring of butter and then tried this? Would the butter would melt away as the egg cooked, leaving behind a perfectly circular fried egg?

She looks like a 50 year old who has had a lot of work and looks good for her age.