This is more likely an Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider hey-we-need-more-beer-money-let’s-shoot-another-film-this-weekend production.  Sofia Vergara will of course play Sandler’s smokin’ hot wife.

Oh Pence will also resign, turning over the presidency to Orrin Hatch. No sane person will want to clean up DonnieBoy’s mess with a Democratic controlled House to investigate the last two years. Everybody in the White Hoouse will bail to K-Street, Koch shilling think tanks, and professorships at Liberty and George…

“Thank you sir may I have another”

They’ll spike his two scoops of ice cream with some NyQuil to send him to bed. In the morning, Fox and Friends will have a “special” post-election episode *in the White House* painting for him all unicorns and rainbows. Meanwhile the entire Cabinet will 25th Amendment his ass before turning in their resignations to…

Ha! Cuba has always been the glaring contradiction when it comes to immigration policy. Cuban escaping an oppressive Communist regime? As long as you touch land you are good to go. Nicaraguan escaping an oppressive Communist regime? OH HELL NO BACK YOU GO!

By their own logic, if an undocumented person is not under U.S. jurisdiction, then they can not be arrested.

It’s all he’s got, it’s all he knows. Xenophobes and Evangelicals got him elected. Every action he has taken the last two years has been specifically targeted at these two (mostly merged) audiences. Any attempt to appeal to anyone else has been laughably superficial, usually contradicted the same day.

Dually Convicted

CSPAN8-THE OCHO

This could be a entire episode of The Deuce.

Willst du ihn auch nicht?

I imagine Melania would only hire the most qualified Eastern European models/nurses to do this job for Herr Drumpf, wearing surplus Halloween “Sexy Nurse” costumes.

I see her landing at RT News as their American news anchor.

No.

Plot twist: “Libby” is HamNo’s alt account.

The problem is groupthink. Everyone in Splinternew’s masthead lives in NYC except for 5 people, and none west of the Mississippi.  It would be nice to have a local Nevadan provide their perspective on Obama’s rally rather than some entitled urban hipster 2500 miles away.

Because affluent white women are the single most priviledged group that exists, and yet they live in eternal fear for their “safety”. No neighborhood can be too far from “those” areas. No fence can be high enough, and gated streets are mandatory. There can never be too many men with guns and badges nearby, ready to…

“They can’t swim, right?”

That turkey-baster isn’t going to work itself ya’ know.

No, you should try her again after her latest software update! The improved AI might actually pass the Voight-Kampff test.