Wayans Bros got it right

... not Mexican,

“Yeah, the stop you want is Congress Heights, not Capitol South. Tourists get those mixed up all the time.”

Git in line now...

In other words, just another day on the Orange/Silver line?

Relevant.

Yeah, I had to wipe my drink of my screen when I read that...

Exactly. This a feature, not a bug.

Relevant

I believe they call it “The War of Polish Aggression”

I could watch this all day.

I can feel a song coming on...

$100 bucks says it’s in Barron’s room, sitting in a big pile of unused toys, gathering dust and SIGINT.

I don’t see roasted bone marrow in the brackets.

I’m also surprised Julian Castro isn’t on this list. I’d vote for him over most of those pictured.

As much as I would love to see a H/H ticket (you pick the order), it’s not happening. You will see entire trailer parks on fire with a double PoC ticket with a woman.

Let’s start with San Francisco, the most progressive city in America. Now, who’s their representative again...

They already are. Suicides, alcoholism, and drug abuse are at an all time high among middle-aged whites. The CDC is reporting this group’s life expectancy is going down. This is the same group that needs someone to punch down, wearing MAGA hats, screaming in rage...

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail
A smile from a veil
Do you think you can tell?

Can someone please feed the Beckys? I can only imagine how pathetically scrawny these look from the back. Anorexia is a disease, not a goal.