Most rural conservatives imaging the Bronx looks like downtown Beirut, circa 1982.

It’s like that time during the 2016 election when some Tío Tomás claimed that electing Hillary would lead to taco trucks on every corner. I was like “Oh yeah!!!”

The physics make no sense.  It’s like using a fan on a boat to power a sail.  

Why aren’t you publishing their numbers? After all they are calling you, so they have no expectation of privacy.

Good question. I see his arc paralleling Everett’s.

She’s probably a stub with no downline.  Easy to cut if she becomes a marketing liability.  

The world has enough leaches sucking the market yet contributing nothing to society in return. This kid had dreams and obvious potential, let him realize both. The day the Big Meteor hits the Earth, Ishmale will be leading the effort to get us off this doomed rock.

Invite them over for your BBQ.  Have them bring the potato salad.

Lighter colors, lighter weight fabrics.  Seersucker is perfectly appropriate for the summer.

... And, here we go.

Because they get an automatic seed in the next World Cup.  No true pressure to be competitive until the competition actually begins leads to conservative play.

Alternatively: “Goal, fuckers!”

That was cold.

You are an adult now.  Hookers and blow.

The same money will buy you a Porsche 982, BMW M2, Chevy Corvette, or two used Lotus Elise.  Too much competition for already established marques.

***** WARNING: PLOT TWISTS AHEAD *****

25. Criminals

You stole my post; Have a star! They exist in the same universe and are neighboring countries. Wakandan agents are embedded throughout the unsuspecting Zamundan government and manipulate them as useful proxies.

APAL: All Politics Are Local.

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