I thought this is what a systemd fault looks like.

or pretend that the character dies.

Mexicans use field corn for their elotes, which the U.S. uses to make hominy, animal feed, and non-sweet corn products (grits, flour, etc...)

When the Cylons invade and destroy every Battlestar except for the last relic that was just decommissioned and the Secretary of Education becomes president because she is 43d in the line of succession...
WE ARE SO FUCKED.

... with a V6 turbo.

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Where’s your Amazon Wish List?

“Yes, black women are coming in as amazing insurgent candidates. But pay attention to how many of them are formally endorsed, [which is a sign of] their parties’ support and belief that these candidates are viable.”

When in doubt or confronted by a hard question: “Obama, Clinton, Pelosi, Benghazi”. Say this quickly three times in a row and the Ghost of Ronald Reagan will appear.

But they also had a complete solution for Incels: The monastery. Give up the temptations of the flesh to be closer to God. Of course, it doesn’t quite work out that way. (See: paedophilia, Catholic Church)

Alternative titles:
“Rationalizing Rape.”
“Fuck me, or else. It’s your fault.”

Now, everyone go home and get busy with your S.O.

Oh, around 500 yards.

And compared to the Catholic Mass, the Church of England looks like a rave.

What is the proper protocol for grabbing a woman’s pussy?

Peasant.
My wedding had parking attendants for trebuchets.

But what about all those gay men in the public restroom with you? There, ogling you as you stand proudly over the urinal. Can’t you feel their eyes upon you, waiting for the right moment...

Potty Patrol!

Carlson’s Corollary:

True karma would be this tow truck showing up: