My wallet’s busted can’t fix no dents

Civic’s all done Wrap

But if you’re going down a hill, then up another hill one right after, you’d use less gas if you went down in neutral because you’d gather more momentum to push you up instead of using the engine to accelerate. It’s kind of like a roller coaster, he says.

Good eye.

No AC in Florida, Land of the Eternal Sauna Bath. Those cloth seats a over-sized sponges full of humidity and butt-crack funk. Any new owner should get those biological hot-zones immediately replaced.

Trick question: NO amount of evidence will ever lead to Congress impeaching Trump. You could have a video of him pissing on a crucifix after buggering some Thai she-males; and his Evangelical and MAGA base would STILL find some way of rationalizing it.

Correct. Geo was to the ‘90's what Scion was to the ‘00's:

DAT Torque Doh.

Minivans and MILFs* go together like peanut butter and jelly.  

You know what you call a guy who minimizes all interaction with female coworkers?
ALSO EMPLOYED.

Marla Maples is the true First Lady because unlike Ivanka and Melania, she’s an natural born American citizen. I’m surprised the MAGA Hats let Trump slide for importing two wives (actually, I’m not surprised AT ALL). Also, Tiffany:

Wow, I was about to post this very car.

Step 1.5: Do research on the candidates.
Step.1.5.1: Eliminate any Republicans from consideration. Either they are actively trying to undermine your reproductive rights or they are complicit.

My dad immigrated to the U.S. from Latin America, became a naturalized citizen, and VOTED FOR THE FUCKER. SMH.

I’m wait for the Executive Order that drops BC coverage from all federally funded healthcare systems (Medicare, Medicaid, CHIP, FEHB, TRICARE, VHA, IHS...) and all the red states from doing the same. 1/3 of all Americans are about to lose BC coverage. Ironically, this will cause insurance premiums to increase, as…

And don’t forget your local elections coming up THIS November 7th.

Pennsylvania Rep. Commander Tim Murphy

I hear they’re hiring!

The GOP’s vision for America: a banana republic where the rich and powerful flaunt the laws they harshly impose on everyone else.

Then when the actual death toll get corrected and it’s in the hundreds (or even thousands), he’ll dismiss it as fake news.