Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

On The Expanse on Wednesday there was a really sick burn by one of the characters about the Leader of Earth, basically saying that he only cares about his popular legacy and only takes issues as seriously as the last person to talk to him. Had it been a janitor he’d be decrying the state of the mops at the UN General…

The president’s remarks come just two weeks after he whipped the crowd at the National Rifle Association’s annual conference into a rabid frenzy by promising, among other things, to focus on mental health, and not access to guns, in response to school shootings.

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

Hey now, he did say he was willing to seize weapons without due process!

Jesus fucking Christ...

Just when I think they can’t go lower

“Hell of a way to run a network. I’ll run the country the same way!”

When those people are only where they are because your network president and most famous on-air talent were fired for sexually harassing other co-workers, which caused your second most famous co-worker to jump ship to a lower paying job she’s less qualified for, I think your perspective on what qualifies as an ethics…

When your co-workers are openly saying “I’m glad you’ve embroiled yourself in an ethics scandal to distract the public from my own ongoing ethics scandal.”, it’s entirely possible there’s an ethics problem with the organization as a whole.

Can we talk about how that Tropic Thunder is a black dude cosplaying as a white dude playing a black dude disguised as another dude?

A dude, disguised as dude, who was a dude that was disguised as another dude, who looks like that dude for real! Fucking epic. Just what I needed today.

Christ, look at that line up.

Those would be the same moderate rights that the Clinton campaign catered to while maligning the left? A winning strategy, to be sure.

I think extreme thirst is the most widely shared ethos among the right wing punditry. See also: Yanapopadopalous, Milo and Hannity, Sean “Human Pair Of Dad Jeans”.

Think about this for a second. Dana Loesch is NRA spokesperson because she was THE MOST PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL THEY COULD FIND TO DEFEND THEIR BULLSHIT.

Because he’s said on multiple occasions that he doesn’t want to play James Bond?

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